Smalls:

• The rage to pride pipeline
• The depths of loneliness on this Mother’s Day…
• Happiness and empowerment
• Sadness and despair

Longers:

Santa Claus is a voyeur-forward kink

Funs:

Baby Status Dash

** when I was in the final stages of pregnancy, eVeRyOnE was always asking “is the baby here yet?”, so instead of answering constantly, I just sent them this link to a dashboard I made which included when I last vomited and what it was **

PiperPalooza Prep + Contract, Please Provide inPuts ❤️

** once I year, I go from being a single mom of 1 to a midwest single mom of 5 [not really, more like super fun aunt] in beautiful Minneapolis. The first year we had a contract and very clear “rules”. **

Baby Ins and Outs

** when my baby was in the stage of still needing to document all of her in’s (formula + breastmilk) and um… outs (💩), i thought it would be more fun to put it into a dashboard via a google form, and have it summarize in a google data studio dashboard **

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** i showed my 2 year old what happens on the screen when you type a letter on the keyboard and she was absolutely blown away. here is her first typed essay **